The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words:

1.*cheese*
Maria likes me,but cheese fat.
2*mushroom*
Wen all my family gets in the car, there isnt mushroom
3*shoulder*
My friend didnt know how to make tacos so i shoulder
4*texas*
My friend always texas me fwds
5*herpes*
Me and my friend shared a pizza,i got my piece and she got herpes
6*july*
Ju told me ju were goin to the store,and july to me!!julyer!!
7*rectum*
I had two cars but my wife rectum
8*chicken*
I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself
9*wheelchair*
We only have one soda but its ok wheelchair

10*chicken wing*My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11*liver*
A bully was messing wit my sister and i told him to liver alone
12*body wash*
I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids
13*budweiser
That woman over there has a nice body , budweiser face so ugly?

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.

“Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”